so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy


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I AM SO SORRY. I accidentally deleted the post well here it is again.

mind. blown.

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My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.

And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.


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Just a reminder

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my brother is 1 and I’m 20 ya think we could get in a bar

I love my skin!

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Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

Truth. This is why fanfiction is a better class of porn for the people who want more than staged orgasms and fake ‘pretty’ woman.

more than fucked up patriarchal power fantasies

I mean yes, at it’s best.

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"…the older I get, the more I see how women are described as having gone mad, when what they’ve actually become is knowledgeable and powerful and fucking furious."



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there’s a distant sound of a dog crying in my neighborhood where are you pup how can i help

"He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak"

A six word story (via emobean)

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